#i literally could fix him. but whatever is wrong with him is funnier.

[capriciousvisage]

started watching golden kamuy. beginning a collection of "sugimoto in gay ass poses". i think this endeavor will be very fruitful

[tonymarias]

can someone give him brown eye contacts I’m shaking

[ice-the-creator-destroyer]

Ok but if they continue to refuse to give Alpha Beta his limbs back you KNOW he would snap and pull some shit like this-

[startledstoat]

Everyone who's ever had a crush on Percy is so funny to me bc it's literally like

Reyna: I could fix him

Rachel: I could fix him but whatever the hell is wrong with him is so much funnier

Nico: I could make him worse

Annabeth: pls stop messing with my specimen I'm trying to observe him and yall are fucking up the variables

[love-toxin]

I'm a full Sampo thirst enthusiast. Saw stuff about star rail before it came out and was kinda meh about it, then I saw leaks of his ult and went 👀

I would do Unspeakable Things to that man

i think i like sampo cuz he's like actually insane. the man owns wigs & full disguise kits and will literally lick the ground for a dollar. he would absolutely get pegged as a plea for forgiveness. the second he stops being haha funnyman he is incredibly intimidating. not even hoyo themselves could look me in the eyes and tell me that sampo would not be completely unhinged maniacal psychotic over a love interest taking more than 2 sec to answer his texts. he'd knock you up and then fucking bounce for 3 months with no forwarding address before he shows up with roses and cries at your feet. he's absolutely unhinged, despicable, and irredeemable & i love him sososososo much. do not fix him hoyoverse whatever is wrong with him is objectively sexier and funnier at the same time

[manipulatorkaleidoscope]

Omega strikers incorrect quotes (part 3!!)

(yes I’m going to make a new one each time a new strikers shows)

💌🎀☁️🌈✨🌛⭐️🌜✨🌈☁️🎀💌

Finii: Watcha doin? Vyce: Stealing my neighbour’s cat. Finii: Scandalous. Finii: Can I help?

💌🎀☁️🌈✨🌛⭐️🌜✨🌈☁️🎀💌

Luna: Don’t stay up all night, Atlas! Last time you got sleep derived you tried to eat your own shirt!

💌🎀☁️🌈✨🌛⭐️🌜✨🌈☁️🎀💌

Juno: You have to apologize to Asher! Luna: Fine! Luna: Unfuck you, or whatever!

💌🎀☁️🌈✨🌛⭐️🌜✨🌈☁️🎀💌

Estelle: So, are you two dating now? Kai & Era: Yes. Estelle: Why? Kai: I happen to find Era very appealing. Estelle: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Era.

💌🎀☁️🌈✨🌛⭐️🌜✨🌈☁️🎀💌

Era: Today at 7 am, X poured a Monster energy drink in his coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing. Kai: I watched X brew his coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think he’s ascended into the astral realm. Rasmus: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me. 💌🎀☁️🌈✨🌛⭐️🌜✨🌈☁️🎀💌

Era: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Kai a little bit. AiMi, holding Era's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation. Era: No, that's our joint tombstone. AiMi: My mistake. 💌🎀☁️🌈✨🌛⭐️🌜✨🌈☁️🎀💌

Zentaro, watching power lines fall down: AiMi, Finii! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!

💌🎀☁️🌈✨🌛⭐️🌜✨🌈☁️🎀💌

Vyce : Wait, if baby oil dissolves condoms, what does it do to babies? Octavia: Believe it or not, babies and condoms are made of different materials. Asher: It’s like rock paper scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby. Atlas: Rock also defeats baby.

💌🎀☁️🌈✨🌛⭐️🌜✨🌈☁️🎀💌

Kai, about Rasmus: I could fix him, but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier. Rune: That's what any god probably thinks about me.

💌🎀☁️🌈✨🌛⭐️🌜✨🌈☁️🎀💌

Drek’ar : :) Rune: >:( Drek’ar : Turn that frown upside down! Rune: ):< Drek’ar : Not sure what I was expecting…

💌🎀☁️🌈✨🌛⭐️🌜✨🌈☁️🎀💌

Store Worker: Would a “Estelle” please come to the front desk? Estelle, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker, pointing to Juliette and Dubu: I believe they belong to you? Juliette and Dubu, simultaneously: We got lost. Estelle: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—

💌🎀☁️🌈✨🌛⭐️🌜✨🌈☁️🎀💌

Finii: My heart is guarded but like… very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.

💌🎀☁️🌈✨🌛⭐️🌜✨🌈☁️🎀💌

Rune: And now for a gay update with Estelle and Asher . Estelle: Getting gayer. Rune: Thank you, Estelle.

💌🎀☁️🌈✨🌛⭐️🌜✨🌈☁️🎀💌

Rasmus: Hey Estelle. Estelle: *punches Rasmus in the stomach* Rasmus: What the fuck? Estelle: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young... YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL! Rasmus: What the fuck are you talking about? Kai: hey guy- Estelle: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now. Kai: See ya! *leaves * Rasmus: I'm not pregnant! Estelle: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes. Rasmus: I was never pregnant, Estelle! Estelle: Are... you sure? Rasmus: Yes I'm fucking sure! Rasmus’s mom: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here? Estelle: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and - Rasmus’s mom: *punches Rasmus in the stomach* Rasmus: AW, MOTHERFU-

💌🎀☁️🌈✨🌛⭐️🌜✨🌈☁️🎀💌

Juliette: Can I have a private talk with you? Asher: Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them.

💌🎀☁️🌈✨🌛⭐️🌜✨🌈☁️🎀💌

Asher: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this. X: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.

💌🎀☁️🌈✨🌛⭐️🌜✨🌈☁️🎀💌

Zentaro: Whoa, Luna, what’s up with that angry face? Luna: Finii won’t stop talking about how “Ancient Egyptians were furries”. Finii : But they were! Just looks at all their gods- Luna: Oh my god, SHUT UP!

💌🎀☁️🌈✨🌛⭐️🌜✨🌈☁️🎀💌

Finii : Tell Octavia off, Juno! Assert yourself! Juno: That's my ice cream! Finii : Good! Now let her have it!! Juno, handing Octavia the ice cream: Here, you can have it!

💌🎀☁️🌈✨🌛⭐️🌜✨🌈☁️🎀💌

Everyone is playing a board game together AiMi: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'. Zentaro : I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'. Luna: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'. Atlas: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'. Luna: *flips the board*

💌🎀☁️🌈✨🌛⭐️🌜✨🌈☁️🎀💌

Vyce : Dumbest scar stories, go! Dubu: Dubu! (I burned my tongue once drinking tea.) Juliette: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned. Luna: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Asher: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn. Zentaro: I have emotional scars.

[anaisbebe]

Incorrect Quote Tag

Thank you @honeybewrites for the tag!

Rules: generate some incorrect quotes for your OCs (you can use the incorrect quote generator here)

Omg I laughed so hard doing all of these 😭 How do they fit so well?!

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Erebos: Kill him. Tartarus: This is the kind of quality advice I look for.

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Erebos: I am so horny and angry all the time.

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Chaos: Alcohol is delicious! ...I mean, MAlicious. Sorry guys, I’m really drunk right now.

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Erebos, about Tartarus: I could fix them, but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with them is way funnier.

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Chaos: Can I ask you for a favor?

Tartarus: I would literally die for you, but continue.

Chaos: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.

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Tartarus: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you. Tartarus: Ask me to kill for you. Chaos: …First of all, calm down-

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Tartarus: Chaos and I are so close we even share a toothbrush. Chaos: We what?

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Chaos: Wow, I feel happy and I’m having so much fun! Chaos: Chaos: narrows eyes Something’s wrong here.

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LOL, thanks for tagging me, Honey! I always enjoy it :-D

[lastoneout]

Genuinely elated to see someone shares my taste in cringe fail anime men! He's an embarrassment but I love him

He's literally that post that's like "I could fix him but whatever's wrong with him is way funnier" and I'm glad I'm not alone on that one 👍

[cloning-vat-mistake]

I'm more conscious now that it's no longer midnight and I am still thinking abt them. Like for rythian it's that he's so stuck in his ways that he literally cannot imagine anything else other than getting his revenge, even when he has a healthier option right in front of him. All his friends are constantly like "hey man let's go play and frolic in the field instead :)" and he's like "not until I'm done driving myself into the ground in a desperate attempt to have a purpose in my miserable little life bro hold on."

Meanwhile at this point lalna literally doesn't have anything BUT rythian like he's spending all his time alone in his bigass castle isolating himself and rythian shows up to kill him and he's like "I need to latch onto this." and so he's playing into rythians obsession because he is ALSO obsessed w whatever the hell is going on between them (because no one else wants to hang out with him)

They are literally so dependent on each other as this form of "normalcy" but actually that's not normal you are both freaks godbless. I could fix him but honestly whatever's wrong with him is way funnier.

Kind of obsessed rn w the dynamic between rythian and lalna in blackrock like they were literally so obsessed w eachother it was insane

Lalna was literally out there all alone with no friends spending 90% of his time going "woohoohoo.... wheeheehee.... my newest gizmo will SURELY get a rise out of that pesky mage..." and meanwhile rythian had everything in the world he needed (buddies, house, cool magic tricks) and he was STILL spending every day fuming trying to explode lalna with his mind. Literally unbelievable behavior they were both so fucked

[olexxx]

you cant tell me this isnt how it went

[mumscarian]

mumscarian's a great ship because it's literally "I could fix him, but whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier" but it goes for literally everyone involved

[trackermons]

yknow what i am subjecting tumblr to this as well

ID/plain text ver under cut

(image description: multiple discord messages by user possiblytracker)

ok no i lay down and rolled over to go to sleep but then i got blindsided by thoughts so are you ready for a short ramble

i think the evolution scene this episode really hammered home the fact that it is about the bond you have with your digimon. 100%

hiro and gammamon have been doing it since episode 2 because they got really close really quickly. hiro's looking after him, they're allegedly Siblings™️, gammamon fucking loves hiro and hiro loves gammamon! they get along! but that's not exactly hard to do and it wouldnt take as long to build a strong bond as the others evidently did, all things considered. kiyoshiro and ruli are different because their digimon arent like, younger than them, or like some kind of weird dog or a five-year-old- they're individuals in their own right and they have their own interests and lives outside of their partners (i mean APPARENTLY apart from angoramon but i'll get into that i promise)

jellymon thinks kiyoshiro is fucking hilarious and is basically going "i could fix him but whatever the fuck is wrong with him is funnier". their whole relationship started out on her fucking with him relentlessly and finally getting attached after he proved himself capable under extreme stress, and i think that's most likely what she thought was endearing about him in the first place dhjdfv.. earned him her respect if you will. up to this point i think he's come around to her quite slowly- like, it's probably initially hard to become good friends with someone incredibly intent on causing problems on purpose everywhere you go- but they have been bonding! and the evolution this episode was the culmination of that! they really do care about each other, despite all the shit she puts him through, and this episode lowkey made me slightly emotional dshdnb like thats LOVE. not in the romantic sense (please god not in the romantic sense im still glaring daggers at the writers room DO NOT MAKE IT WEIRD) but they're PARTNERS. they're not just vaguely comfortable with each other (not that these two ever were in the first place hgSHDJ) but they've got a real dynamic going on and care about each other so much despite everything

if you hadnt noticed i get real fucking sappy about digimon-partner dynamics this is not a new thing i have been on this bullshit for years anyway leading onto my next point. ruli and angoramon Apparently are just around each other all the time. they don't argue, don't butt heads, angoramon just kinda follows her around and protects her from danger and listens to her music and recites weird poetry at the end of every episode like huh. they're super comfortable with each other's presence. but at the same time that's literally all it is. unlike with kiyoshiro and jellymon- jellymon is pushing, kiyoshiro pushes back, creating Problems and being endearing and giving them meaningful interaction with each other no matter how based around messing with people it is- ruli is the one doing the pushing (into dangerous scenarios, digimon hunts, etc) and angoramon is just going with it. he's not pushing back. they've never actually been in a situation in which conflict between them has been created and i think thats actually what's holding them back from evolving yet. They're comfortable with each other but have they bonded? are they partners? i don't think so, and i do think next episode it's that bond that's finally going to be tested before angoramon can evolve

anyway yeah that's my theory thanks for coming to my ted talk

/end ID

[gemwolfz]

the videos off but my brains still going. Keroro is literally like this without an ounce of irony or self awareness. genuinely what is his fucking problem. i could fix him but whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier or whatever

SORRY IM A BIT LATE FOR THE EPISODE REQUESTS BUT 238B. IT HAS A DINOSAUR GUY. the A part is funny too it involves giroro getting arrested

BY ZIV SUGGESTION: two of the most promising synopses ever

i will be viewing part A first of course because thats how i work

im not sure ive seen this version of the intro yet lets GO NEW KERO MARCH JUST DROPPED (<- several years old) (<- edit i have seen this intro already but only once. durr)

PRESSURE COOK MY GREASY BALLS

arbitrarily chosen- PURURU SPOTTED HIII PURURU. giroro doesnt even fit at the thingamabobber he could fall at any moment. injustice in the court of space law

ohhh i get it this is like. like the movie. the classic movie i haven't watched. i get it

i cant say i understood that reference necessarily but i sure do recognize it!!

PURURUUUU it would probably be nice if i had already watched her introductory episode but who give a shit pururu hiiii <3

really good academic discussion going on on the whiteboard back there. Mfs didnt even refer to giroro by name

Keroro sir im going to fucking lose it what is your problem. has this mf just been waiting his whole life to go to court just to cause drama

what is your problem!!!

YOOOO THEY GOT SPACE PIZZA sorry im tired and adhdridden. Free my mans he has brain damage and should probably see a doctor. I like pururus voice btw its very normal compared to some anime girls ive met

ykw he makes a fair point giroro seems like the kind of person to give himself brain damage out of frustration. still what is your problem

AWESOME. GET HIS ASS. KILL HIM. VIOLENCE

FR9G PHONE REAL i hit image limit hang on

[vigilvntes]

saw a post that was saying their fave ship dynamic is "i COULD fix him but whatever's wrong with him is much funnier" and that is how i feel about adrian. he's insane and i love him and accept him. i wanna be unhinged with him.

PLEASE ITS LITERALLY HIM

i love adrian chase i hate him he's my mortal enemy we're married i want to punch him he's my best friend i can't stand him he's my nemesis i'm going to kiss him i could fix him but i want to make him worse

seriously what's with all these d.i.y. projects i could accept him how he is <3

[hoseokslefteyebrow]

An Act Of Kindness || M.YG

Pairing : Min Yoongi X Reader

Genre : soft yandere?

Summary : When your summer camp groupmates decide to go 'off rhe road', everything goes wrong.

Wordcount: 2.6k lol

[ A/N: Suggested for my Baby Project series, but it was a little too dark so here's a one shot instead. I'm not exactly great at 'yandere' genre yet so like,, I tried lol.Enjoy!]

" I don't know about this guys." You tell your annoying group mates as you're walking of the path and into the depths of the forest.

One of your groupmates, Heeyoung huffs as she looks over her shoulder at you.

" Psh, don't be such a whimp. We're just going off the road to make a shortcut." She tells you.

Jungkook grins at you from a few steps up front.

" Relax, it'll be fine. Besides, we've got the map, nothing will go wrong." He smiles, waving said paper map with his hand.

You still hesitate.

" I really don't know guys, they did forecast that it'll rain today too. Besides, how do we even know where we are from the map? If we walk off the path, we won't be able to track our own location." You point out.

You really aren't in the mood to die just because of these people. You've seen enough horror movies.

" Relax, it'll be fine." Jimin nudged you from beside.

You look at Jimin's face, the male has always quite charmed you in a way, and unlike the other two, he wasn't quite as annoying either.

" Jungkook's right. What could go wrong?" He smiles at you.

-

Quite frankly, almost everything went wrong.

It's now around 4 hours later, and the four of you are hopelessly lost in the depths of the forest.

It's raining now too, buckets of water falling from the grey skies, not exactly pleasant.

" Wait, can you show me the map one more time?" Heeyoung asks Jungkook as an excuse to huddle close to him.

He looks at her weirdly as she presses herself up against his arm, but doesn't comment on it. Figuring she probably just feels cold.

All of you are dressed in shorts and a t-shirt after all, except for you, as you're also wearing a long sleeved up zip up hoodie. You were lowkey prepared for this, but considering it's been raining for at least 30 minutes now, your small preparation had no effect anymore, and so you too have chattering teeth.

You watch in disappointment when Jungkook unfolds the soaked map, only to have it literally slip through his fingers, the flimsy pieces of paper falling hopelessly on the ground.

Heeyoung watches the thing fall before hitting Jungkook, now suddenly mad.

" You know what? This is all your fault! If you hadn't soaked the map!-"

" My fault?! You wanted to walk off the damn path!" Jungkook argued right back at her.

You pinched your brows. Great, so you were stuck with two idiots now too.

" Okay, uhm, let's just not blame anyone. It can't change how we're situated now, let's just find shelter and check our phones." Jimin suggests.

You nod numbly, teeth chattering as all of you go to seek for coverage.

Jungkook and Heeyoung are suddenly not attached to the hip anymore as you do so, it appeared the girl wasn't interested in him anymore.

" Hey, uhm, I'm sorry for not listening to you. I should've agreed." Jimin says as he now walks beside you.

You smile at him gratefully.

" Thanks, I appreciate that actually." 

He nods.

" So, uhm, do you mind if I hold your hand? I know we're not close and all, but you seem cold, and I can't exactly offer you my jacket, not to mention that I'm quite cold too." He suggests, not looking at you as he says so.

You smile at his antics, finding his behavior cute.

" Sure." You reply shortly as you move to grab a hold on Jimin's hand.

His fingers interlock with yours easily. Both of your skins feel cold, even against each other, but it admittedly felt nice to not feel alone in a situation like this.

It isn't until another twenty minutes later that Jungkook has found something.

" Guys! Look at that! That seems like shelter." Jungkook says, pointing to, what seems to be, part of a roof.

Jimin and you exchange glances. 

For some reason, it felt like he was asking something, and so you shrug as a response.

He nods before turning back to the other two.

" Okay, let's go there." 

-

" Nope, mine is dead too." Jimin sighs, pocketing his phone before running the same hand through his hair.

He hasn't let go of your hand since thirty minutes ago, except for when you took out your phone, and for some reason, the small action made you feel a little funnier about Jimin.

The four of you are stood in front of, what seems to be, an abandoned, mansion. Most blinds are closed, but the blinds that are open show dark rooms, and are mostly on the second floor.

" We could, try to knock?" Heeyoung suggests.

You blink, looking up at the bit of the building you can see. For some reason, it gives you a cold vibe.

" I don't thinks anyone even lives here-"

You've barely finished your sentence when Heeyoung is already knocking.

You sigh, not all too surprised by her in all honesty.

However, surprise and fear greet you as the door suddenly jiggles.

Jungkook's eyes widen, and Jimin tugs you closer to him as the sound sounds.

All of you are even more surprised when the door opens, being greeted by a rather old looking male, who blinks at all of you.

" Excuse me, but can I help you?" The man asks politely.

He seems to be around his fourties at least, and all of you let out a breath.

" Hello! Sorry for suddenly knocking. It's just that it's raining-"

As she speaks, it also starts to thunder.

What a great moment.

" - And thundering, so we wondered if we could stay here for a while until the weather dies down a bit." She asks them, a friendly smile on her face.

The male clears his throat.

" Well then, please come in and wait here in the hallway. I will ask master Min for permission." He tells her before opening the door wider.

She smiles, turning to all of you, and motioning with her head to follow her in.

You all do so. The hallway is large, stereo typical for a mansion, with multiple doors, and a clean marble floor, along with a grand staircase to the second floor.

You subconsciously tighten your grip on Jimin's hand.

He turns to you with a worried expression.

" You okay? We can go if you think it's a bad idea." He tells you.

You're barely turning to look at him before he clarifies.

" I trust your judgement."

" Oh. I see. Well, I really don't know. It feels here kind of off? But I feel like it's going to storm soon, so maybe we should just ask for a phone connection and wait here." You suggest.

He hums.

" Sounds like a plan to me."

A few moments later the man returns, a kind smile on his face.

" The master will be with us shortly, he'd like to know who'd be seeking shelter in his house before he will grant it." The man smiles.

As you study his stance, you realize that this man is most probably a staff.

" Oh, where are my manners? My name is Charles, I'm the butler of this mansion." He smiles.

Jungkook nods, about to introduce himself, when the sound of clacking shoes sounds.

All of you turn to the grand staircase, where a single male is walking down from. Your eyes widen in surprise. The male who's walking down said stairs is stunning. He's got a pale skin, black hair, and is wearing a dark blue suit with a white button up underneath.

Who relaxes in that kind of outfit? Not that you'll complain or anything, he was admittedly good looking. He walks down unbothered, seemingly not bothered by your looks.

" Say whatever you want, but he is very handsome." Heeyoung whispers to you.

You nod silently in response, and Jimin clears his throat.

You turn to blink at him.

" Something wrong?" you ask him.

" No not-"

" My name is Min Yoongi. I live here. Who are you?" 

It appeared the male, now known as Min Yoongi, had already come to a stop in front of you.

" Right, sorry! My name is Heeyoung, these are Jungkook, Jimin and Y/N." Heeyoung smiles at him.

He doesn't smile back, simply letting his eyes go over all of your forms for a moment. You shivered as his eyes went over your form.

" Fine, you may stay for now. Has any of you had dinner yet?" He asks, voice deep, and eyes holding a bored expression.

" Dinner? We've only had breakfast!-"

" Uhm, thank you! But, that's not necessary. If we could maybe make a call though, that'd be great." You hurriedly stop Jungkook.

Yoongi raises a brow at you in surprise, as both Heeyoung and Jungkook come at you.

" Okay, y'know what?! This is enough. He's literally being nice to us by offering us a meal, and you're just going to turn him down? What is wrong with you?!" Heeyoung yells at you.

" C'mon Y/N. Just one meal? We're all hungry." Jungkook tries, a little more softly.

Yoongi watches you and your friends sharply, not exactly amused by the rudeness of your group mate.

You squeeze Jimin's hand softly as you step back, not entirely sure on what to do.

" Alright, uhm, let's not get mad at her. And staying for one meal should be alright. Right?" He tries too.

You sigh, but nod anyway.

The meal was filled with chatter of your groupmates and charles, Yoongi was mostly silent, and so were you. Heeyoung tried her best to get Yoongi's attention, often complementing him for the meal and his hospitality, he didn't really do much in return, simply nodding until he at some point friendly told her to sod off.

Soon after you tried ringing the camp, but to your disappointment, the lines were dead, and the storm had only worsened.

" It's dead. Any idea if we can fix it?" You asked Yoongi as you put the phone away.

He shook his head, bangs moving.

" I'm afraid not. I can offer all of you a bed for tonight only." He suggests, messing his hair up.

You bite your lip in thought, looking out of the window beside you.

The storm certainly wasn't going to get better anytime soon.

You sighed, before nodding. Going out there now was a death wish.

" That'd be nice. Thank you, and I'm sorry for us suddenly turning up on your doorstep." You tell him.

He shakes his head.

" Don't worry about it."

About an hour later you're seated on your bed. You, Jimin, Heeyoung and Jungkook all had your own rooms. The other three in the bedrooms across the hallway from you while you're situated beside Min Yoongi's very own bedroom.

After about twenty minutes, there's a knock sounding at your door.

" Come in." You call out.

The door opens, and you're surprised to find Yoongi standing there.

" Oh, hi. Is everything alright?" You ask him.

He hums.

" Yeah, just wanted to talk to you, if you don't mind. " He tells you with a small smile.

You nod, sitting down at the bed as he sits down opposite you at the desk.

Conversation went surprisingly smooth, after a few minutes into talking, it went as if you two knew each other for years.

" Y'know, you seem to be a pretty perfect person." He tells you as your laughter died down.

You snorted.

" Pft, nah. My grades really prove otherwise." You tell him.

You're flattered a man of his 'rank' thinks like that about you, but you really don't agree.

He grins.

" Grades are just a social structure." He shrugs.

You smile at him.

" Thanks, but really though. No one is perfect. Especially not me." You tell him honestly.

You don't hate yourself, but that doesn't mean you view yourself as perfect either.

He shakes his head.

" I think your head's messing with you due to the time. I'll see you tomorrow. You guys can still stay for breakfast right?" He asks.

You think about it for a moment.

You're already here anyway. How bad could staying over for breakfast be?

-

The first thing you notice when you wake up is that it's already light out.

The second thing you notice is that it's eerily quiet.

You bolt out of bed, changing in the bathroom and folding the borrowed clothes on the sink. There's a packaged toothbrush by the sink too, and so you brush your teeth before going downstairs.

"Y/N?" You suddenly hear Yoongi's voice from somewhere beside you.

You turn around in surprise, barely tripping over your feet in your hurry.

Yoongi reacts quickly, catching you by your shoulders and holding you upright.

you both blink at each other before he gently lets go of you.

" Sorry, uhm- What are you doing here?" He asks you.

You furrow your brows at him.

" What do you mean? Where's the rest?" You ask him confused.

" They left already, I thought you went with them." He blinks.

Did they really leave you?

-

Meanwhile Jimin is looking around him in confusion.

Where was he?

He looks around, checking his surroundings.

He, Jungkook and Heeyoung seemed to be sleeping in a clearing in the forest. It takes him a moment before he remembers what happened. It takes him another moment before he realizes you're missing.

Jungkook wakes up soon after.

" Hey, where's Y/N?" Jimin asks him.

Jungkook blinked, before rolling on his side.

"Idunno, probably still asleep." He mumbles sleepily.

Jimin rolls his eyes before throwing sand at the younger, who's quick to get up.

"What the hell?-"

"What are you lads doing here?" Another voice suddenly joins the conversation.

Both males look up, only to see a man, seemingly a little over his 25's standing there.

" Uhm, hi. We're kind of lost." Jungkook explains, waking up Heeyoung before getting up and dusting off his pants.

The man blinks before nodding.

" I can see that yeah." He responds dumbly.

" We also lost a group mate. Seen a mansion around?" Jimin asks him.

At the words of a mansion, the male pales.

" You don't mean to say you're lost travelers?- I- I thought that curse was gone." The man spoke warily.

Heeyoung, who now got up, switched wary glances with Jungkook.

" Curse?" She asked.

" Yeah, there's a curse of a mansion. Apparently the Min family lived there somewhere back in the 1800's or something, but a burglar got in and killed most of the family, apart from their twenty-something year old son. A few years ago we found bodies here, on the very place you're standing right now, they were barely alive but managed to warn us. They were the last people who came from that mansion, until you that is." He explains with wide eyes.

No one knew how to react to that.

Did this mean you're dead?

" You see whenever it storms, people turn up dead. Except for the people before you. You're the only ones to have made it out alive and well. You're the first survivors- But your friend..." He trails off.

Jimin's hand balls into a fist, as Jungkook's doe eyes widen and Heeyoung held her hand over her mouth in shock.

Did they really kill you by not listening to you?

[submissivekillers]

Could you do rivals to lovers headcanons with Venom and/or Yautja, please?

ah yes my second favorite relationship trope (the first favorite is friends to lovers bc i am a Soft Bitch™)

tw: mild violence/gore in the yautja section

ok you COULD be another symbiote or just your average mutant but honestly i think it’s so much funnier if you’re a completely mundane human. you took the last chocolate bar from Mrs. Chen’s store one night and now an eight-foot-tall goo alien has major beef with you

Eddie is So Sorry. he tries to talk Venom down but it only works like half the time. you’ll just be going about your day and then an alien jumps through your window ready to fight. he is So So Sorry please let him make it up to you (…maybe he could buy you a drink?)

also sometimes you’re a shithead and provoke them, which does not help with the whole rivalry thing

Venom: YOU AWFUL LITTLE SHIT. I COULD LITERALLY BITE YOUR HEAD OFF RIGHT NOW

you, staring them in the eye as you slowly unwrap a chocolate bar: so get rid of me, pussy

but then the dynamic Shifts 

Venom still bursts in at the most inconvenient times possible, you two still swap insults, but even when you’re using the filthiest language imaginable it starts to sound more like endearments. you start buying extra chocolate bars for their visits. Eddie bounces story ideas off you and Venom over takeout Chinese. whenever you mention that someone’s giving you trouble, the next day that person makes sure to give you a very wide berth

it comes to a head when Eddie sleeps over at your apartment one night - which has happened a couple times, since your place is way nicer then his bachelor-pad shitbox, but it’s the first time you’ve woken up to find him in bed with you

you’re spooning, your chest against his back, one of his hands loosely holding yours even though he’s fully asleep (and snoring fit to wake the dead, fwiw.) Venom’s wrapped around both of you, black tendrils curling around your intertwined hands and along your legs 

when you try to move away, they both complain; Eddie making a soft, sleepy noise of complaint as his fingers tighten their grip, and Venom’s rumble of “Stay.” vibrating through your bones 

you stay. within a week, the bachelor pad is up for sale

you get caught up in a hunt - maybe you’re a warrior, taken for some Youngblood to earn their stripes through your death, or maybe you’re just unlucky enough to end up in the wrong place at the wrong time, caught between the hunters and whatever creature they’ve taken it upon themselves to kill 

whatever the case, you prove strong, smart, and resourceful enough to survive the first few rounds of slaughter, though not without collecting a few bruises and new scars

there’s one Predator in particular who seems to have it out for you, and you for them - neither of you come out of the initial scuffles unmarred, you with a matched set of scars down your arm and them with a bullet in their side 

they start to follow you. you wake up to them lingering at your campsite, occasionally leaving food when you’ve had an unsuccessful day of hunting; when terrain gives out under your feet and threatens to send you crashing hundreds of feet below, they’re there to grab your wrist and toss you (literally) to safe ground you assume (correctly, at first) it’s because you’re their chosen prey; you don’t get to die unless by their hand

between the communication barrier, your (justified) suspicions, and the fact that the Yautja tends to have a very aggressive way of guiding you (i.e., stopping you from eating those poisonous berries by just. shooting the bush), it’s an uneasy partnership, but you can’t bring yourself to make the first move to break it. it seems like they can’t either 

another human tries to kill you. they almost succeed - you’re relaxing, your guard somewhat down now that you’re used to having a killing machine by your side 24/7, and fail to notice the laser sight fixed just above your ear. your Yautja is faster, and the spear ends up in their thigh instead of your skull, splattering blood across your face as they howl

you kill him together, your combat knife splitting his stomach and sending his guts spiraling to the ground as your Yautja hefts him by the throat, and after they fling the empty body away they fall too

you’re aware by that point that you trust them, even like them - but it’s not until you’re frantically bandaging their leg that you realize how much you don’t want them to die

as soon as they wake up and find you next to them, tears in your eyes and dried blood on your hands, the tension snaps; they pin you down and take you amidst the gore, mandibles sinking into your shoulder while you claw neon green trails down their back 

when the new hunting party arrives, you leave together